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Sunday, 29 January 2017

Top # 40+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Jokes

Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Jokes :-Well, its that time of valentines day again..... Valentines bloody day. I don't know how I control myself from the immense excitement from using these Happy Valentines Day Funny SMS Messages. Please note the complete and utter sarcasm hidden in the latter statement. What a load of crap. Valentines day is one great big facade.

Happy Valentines Day Jokes

Happy Valentines Day 2017 Funny Jokes

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.

Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.
Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?”
Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi”
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?”
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi”
Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?”
Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega”

Amazon Adult Advertise
ye pehnu
wo pehnu
me kya pehnu
tu kuch b pehen le bhen ki lodi
humari nazar to tere BOBE par hi rahegi
1 Ldki ki T Shirt pe car bani hui thi.
1 Baccha use Dekh rha tha
Ldki:Car chalani h Kya?
Baccha:nhi car nhi chalani par agar aap ki ijazat ho to horn bja lu :):)

GF And BF Adult Jokes
She : How are you ?
me : Upset ..
she : why Baby ?
me : Yaar kal mere Helicopter
Mai blast hogya …
she : Tere Paas Helicopter hai ?
me : Haan yaar Uper se Mujhe
meri Harley Davidson Bhee nahi
mil Rahi ..
she : Harley
me : Haan yaar pata nahi konse
Bangle ke Garage mai Khdi
kardi …
she : Omg Bangla ..
me : Haan Yaar GTA VICE CITY mai ..
She : Bhaag Bhosdina
‪#‎Blocked‬

Kiss on hand: I adore you;
Kiss on cheek: Let’s be friends;
Kiss on neck: I want you;
Kiss on lips: I love you;
Kiss anywhere else: Let’s not get carried away!
Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere!
Happy Valentine’s day!

Today is National Condom day!
A survey report says that 65% of all women carry condoms. The other 35% carry babies.
Choose how you spend your Valentine day!
Happy Valentines Day 2016.

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli .
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne ‘nangi’ ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho…
Mai aapka lund chusungi…
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar lena…
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna
Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya…!

Sometimes we make love with our eyes;
Sometimes we make love with our hands;
Sometimes we make love with our bodies;

Always we make love with our hearts.

Jibh pakdi ne bolo…
Tari firki ma maro doro.
Happy Uttrayan in advance .
To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends)
Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..
Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur.
Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai
Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.
Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga
Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)
Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na
Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho,
Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe
Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)
Hehehehehe

Ladkiyaan chahe jitni dieting kar lein,
kitna bhi poshtic khaana khaaye slim hone ke liye
.
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.
.
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Sirf ek ladka unhe mota bana sakta hai

ब्रा खोलो तो पर्वत मिलता है,
पेन्टी खोलो तो खाई मिलती है,
कितनी भी थकान हो लेकिन
पर्वत पर चढे बिना रहा नही
जाता ओर खाई मे गिरे बिना
मजा नही आता
वक़्त वक़्त की बात है भेनचोद
आमिर खान
नंगा होकर काम कर रहा है और
सनी लियॉन
कपड़े पहन कर।
एक बार नहीं सौ बार ये दिल टूटा….!
पर चोदने का शौक साला फिर भी ना छूटा..!
 बचपन मे “भूतों” के..,
जवानी मे “चूतों” के…
और
बुढापे मे “यमदूतों” के सपने
दिमाग की माँ चोदकर रख देते हैं। जिंदगी की कोई औक़ात नही होती,

२-३पैग बिना रात नही होती
ये “Kmino Ka Group” है मेरी जान
इश्क, दारू, सिगरेट के बिना यहाँ बात

नही होती..।

If there was ever an occasion during the year that appears overwhelmingly pleasant, yet in actual fact just a sordid excuse for a day, it would be Valentines day. And for those unfortunate people who are actually bothering to read this email I suggest you refrain from judge me and accusing me of being basically bitter. Yes, I do admit that once again I am single on Valentines Day and hence will not receive a gift, but this is not foundation of my outright disinterest and disapproval of this "loving occasion".
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    Friday, 27 January 2017

    Best #30+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes For Him

    Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes For Him :- Hey there are you looking for the best Happy Valentine's Day 2017 Quotes For Him ? then you are the right place, we have published the best collection of Valentine's Day Quotes. Just Copy these Happy Valentines Day Quotes and send them to your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Him, Her etc.

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      Happy Valentines Day Quotes

      Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes For Him

      Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ~Thomas Hood

      Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Happy Valentine's Day my love.

      When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

      I think about you all the time, it’s like smoking, it’s addicting. I love you.

      Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings

      You have my heart and my trust your in my head, in my dreams, i love you so much its unbelievable. You are mine and will always remain mine.

      Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

      If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say ‘i love you.’! i love  you baby forever and always.

      Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

      Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head. Have a great Valentine’s Day.

      Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown

      Everyone makes mistakes and then you learn from them. If you ever happen to make the same mistake twice, the second time it isn't a mistake.. It’s a c h o i c e.

      Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown

      Every time you hold my hand. I find another reason to fall in love with you..Love you always.  Happy Valentine’s Day.

      Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare

      The day I saw you, the world  stood still, baby I love you and always will, although I smile and seem carefree, no-one could love you more than me. Wish you a great Valentine’s Day.

      If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown

      Some people say they want a Prince Charming, But I on the other hand, Say I don’t. That’s because I have a guy a billion times better than that. Love you more on Valentine’s Day.

      Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

      We are just crazy little girls….falling in love with stupid little boys. Love you honey.

      Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning

      You are a PLAYER but I’m NOT your GAME!! Wish you better luck on Valentine’s Day.

      We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe

      Every day that goes by it seems like i discover something new about you to love, its incredible to me how one person can make such a difference in my life..

      Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

      To think that you still love me even though I’m Not perfect, makes me love you more then ever. Love you always.

      I've fallen in love many times... always with you. ~Author Unknown

      How come we want what we can’t have, yet the ones that have it don’t appreciate what they've got..? Happy Valentine’s Day

      What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown

      My greatest fear in life is that one day we will pass each other on some street like two strangers. Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

      I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

      Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes For Him


      When we hug it feels like the world has stopped for those few seconds.

      Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. ~Jim Gaffigan

      My Heart and my Head are at WAR and I’m stuck in the middle and don’t know which side I’m on.

      We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, 

      Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… I found love when I found you.

      Has been down this road before and it was painful, so why I am I taking this road again?

      Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

      To be treated the same way everyday… that's my take on Valentine’s Day

      Drop everything now, Meet me in the pouring rain, Kiss me on the sidewalk. Take away the pain cause I see, sparks fly whenever you smile.

      May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance.
      Happy Valentine’s Day Honey!

      Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

      May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear.

      I hate that I can’t stay mad at you, and that I love you too much to care that I was mad at you for even a second.

      If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be?
      Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.

      Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes For Him


      Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero

      The best and most beautiful things in the world can’t be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. As my love for you…

      Yes we are together, Yes we are happy, Any more questions? Well, no questions further. Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

      R for red, red for blood, blood for heart, heart for love, love for you, you for me,
      me is you, I love you.

      A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb

      I want to wake up to see you by my side, and I want to feel you, next to me, the last thing before I go to sleep I want to share every moment with you

      I wish you could see yourself through my eyes and see and feel the way i do about you!

      Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

      The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

      Sweeter than chocolates, Sweeter than wind, Sweeter than just about everything, You are my Valentine, Happy I Love You Day.

      Maybe then you would understand all the reasons why I LOVE YOU!

       Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.

      At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato

      A valentine is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life

      A great believer in fate and destiny… it was fate that i met you and destiny to be with you.

      Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

      Pure love is a willingness to give without a thought of receiving anything in return.

      True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach

      All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

      Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald

      Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen

      Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid

      Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

      Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

      Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown

      Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy

      A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

      Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken

      Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb

      It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer

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      Thursday, 26 January 2017

      Top # 30+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS In English

      Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS In English :- Hey there are you looking for the best Happy Valentine's Day 2017 SMS in English ? then you are the right place, we have published the best collection of Valentine's Day SMS. Just Copy these Happy Valentines Day SMS and send them to your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Him, Her etc.

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        Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS In English


        You are the dream in my sleep;
        You are the vision in my eye;
        You are the smile on my lips;
        You are the beat of my heart;
        You are the Angel in my prayer;
        And you are light of my life!
        A very happy Valentine's Day!

        I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go;
        I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know.
        And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say;
        But I'll never stop loving you, today, tomorrow and every day.
        Happy Valentine's Day!

        Valentine's Day Special:
        'I love you' is a mathematical function where,
        'I love' - is constant and
        'you' - is a variable!

        D smallest word is I,
        the sweetest word is LOVE
        and the dearest person
        in the world is U.
        tats y I Love You...........

        Happy Valentines Day
        I love u d way u talk
        I love u d way u laugh
        I love u d way u care
        I love u d way u react
        I love u d way u think
        I love u The waY u are
        u are my Valentine.........

        wan”t to kiss ur lips
        I wan”t to play with ur teeth
        I want to teaste ur tounge
        Hey ! don”t get angry fren
        I m toothpaste………
        Happy valentine dear

        Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS In English


        Adam and Eve started love;
        Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
        Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
        Laila and Majnu died for it;
        So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
        Happy Valentine's day 2017 

        If we date and you become my Valentine:
        You can have my phone password;
        Read my sms and emails and answer my phone;
        Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
        You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
        Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!


        I wish you were my Valentine
        Though I may not be yours,
        And I may, in my ignorance,
        Be speaking to closed doors.
        I have no inkling of your heart,
        No hint what you might say;
        But when I think of you the sun
        Will just not go away.

        Valentine's day is only a few days away.
        So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
        Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
        Happy Valentine's day! 

        Valentine's Day special gift IDEA:
        1. Ask your wife what she wants.
        2. Buy online.
        3. Enter Your In-laws address.
        4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
        Happy Valentine's day!...........

        Please be my
        V: Valentine
        A: At all times and be my
        L: Love that's
        E: Everlasting and
        N: Never-ending. And we remain
        T: Together forever
        I: In good times and bad
        N: Now please be mine till
        E: Eternity!
        Happy Valentine's day!

        Good Relations are just like “Water”
        No Color , No Shape,
        No Smell, NO Taste.
        But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.

        If 10 people care 4 u,
        one of them is me,
        if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
        if no 1 cares 4 u that means
        i m not in this world.

        You’re So Far Way
        Yet You Are Here
        I CanT See Your Face
        But I Can Feel You Near

        Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS In English


        I CanT Touch You
        But I Hold You Close
        No Matter Where You Are
        YouRe In My Heart
        Wherever I Go

        Hopefully The Miles Between Us
        Will Disappear Soon
        Because All I Want
        Is To Be With You

        Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
        Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
        Love like dream come true..
        Happy Valentines Day.

        To have a lovely life;
        Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
        Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover…

        A candle may melt
        and it’s fire may die,
        but the love you have
        given me will always
        stay as a flame in my heart.

        I love my eyes when U look into them,
        I love my name when U say it,
        I love my heart when U love it,
        I love my life when U are in it.

        My love for you is like water,
        Falling countless
        The beating of my heart,
        For you is so heavy and soundless,
        The feeling of being in your arm is so
        Precious and endless.

        I’m with you reading this ,
        Looking at your eyes and your lips,
        Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
        Making love to you in every kiss.

        Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
        Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
        Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
        Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

        Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
        ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
        tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
        pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

        Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
        sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
        kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
        kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.......

        Khushbu teri payaar ki muje mehka jati hai.
        Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
        Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
        har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…

        Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
        Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
        Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
        Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

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        Wednesday, 25 January 2017

        Top # 35+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS For Husband

        Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS For Husband :- Hey there are you looking for the best Happy Valentine's Day 2017 SMS For Husband ? then you are the right place, we have published the best collection of Valentine's Day SMS. Just Copy these Happy Valentines Day SMS and send them to your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Him, Her etc.

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          Happy Valentines Day SMS

          Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS For Husband


          You are the dream in my sleep;
          You are the vision in my eye;
          You are the smile on my lips;
          You are the beat of my heart;
          You are the Angel in my prayer;
          And you are light of my life!
          A very happy Valentine's Day!

          I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go;
          I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know.
          And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say;
          But I'll never stop loving you, today, tomorrow and every day.
          Happy Valentine's Day!

          Valentine's Day Special:
          'I love you' is a mathematical function where,
          'I love' - is constant and
          'you' - is a variable!

          D smallest word is I,
          the sweetest word is LOVE
          and the dearest person
          in the world is U.
          tats y I Love You...........

          Happy Valentines Day
          I love u d way u talk
          I love u d way u laugh
          I love u d way u care
          I love u d way u react
          I love u d way u think
          I love u The waY u are
          u are my Valentine.........

          wan”t to kiss ur lips
          I wan”t to play with ur teeth
          I want to teaste ur tounge
          Hey ! don”t get angry fren
          I m toothpaste………
          Happy valentine dear

          Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS For Husband


          Adam and Eve started love;
          Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
          Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
          Laila and Majnu died for it;
          So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
          Happy Valentine's day 2017 

          If we date and you become my Valentine:
          You can have my phone password;
          Read my sms and emails and answer my phone;
          Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
          You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
          Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!


          I wish you were my Valentine
          Though I may not be yours,
          And I may, in my ignorance,
          Be speaking to closed doors.
          I have no inkling of your heart,
          No hint what you might say;
          But when I think of you the sun
          Will just not go away.

          Valentine's day is only a few days away.
          So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
          Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
          Happy Valentine's day! 

          Valentine's Day special gift IDEA:
          1. Ask your wife what she wants.
          2. Buy online.
          3. Enter Your In-laws address.
          4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
          Happy Valentine's day!...........

          Please be my
          V: Valentine
          A: At all times and be my
          L: Love that's
          E: Everlasting and
          N: Never-ending. And we remain
          T: Together forever
          I: In good times and bad
          N: Now please be mine till
          E: Eternity!
          Happy Valentine's day!

          Good Relations are just like “Water”
          No Color , No Shape,
          No Smell, NO Taste.
          But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.

          If 10 people care 4 u,
          one of them is me,
          if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
          if no 1 cares 4 u that means
          i m not in this world.

          You’re So Far Way
          Yet You Are Here
          I CanT See Your Face
          But I Can Feel You Near

          Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS For Husband


          I CanT Touch You
          But I Hold You Close
          No Matter Where You Are
          YouRe In My Heart
          Wherever I Go

          Hopefully The Miles Between Us
          Will Disappear Soon
          Because All I Want
          Is To Be With You

          Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
          Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
          Love like dream come true..
          Happy Valentines Day.

          To have a lovely life;
          Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
          Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover…

          A candle may melt
          and it’s fire may die,
          but the love you have
          given me will always
          stay as a flame in my heart.

          I love my eyes when U look into them,
          I love my name when U say it,
          I love my heart when U love it,
          I love my life when U are in it.

          My love for you is like water,
          Falling countless
          The beating of my heart,
          For you is so heavy and soundless,
          The feeling of being in your arm is so
          Precious and endless.

          I’m with you reading this ,
          Looking at your eyes and your lips,
          Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
          Making love to you in every kiss.

          Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
          Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
          Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
          Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

          Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
          ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
          tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
          pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

          Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
          sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
          kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
          kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.......

          Khushbu teri payaar ki muje mehka jati hai.
          Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
          Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
          har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…

          Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
          Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
          Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
          Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

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          Tuesday, 24 January 2017

          Best # 15+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 Messages For Boyfriend

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            Happy Valentines Day 2017 Messages For Boyfriend


            You are the dream in my sleep;
            You are the vision in my eye;
            You are the smile on my lips;
            You are the beat of my heart;
            You are the Angel in my prayer;
            And you are light of my life!
            A very happy Valentine's Day!

            I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go;
            I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know.
            And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say;
            But I'll never stop loving you, today, tomorrow and every day.
            Happy Valentine's Day!

            Valentine's Day Special:
            'I love you' is a mathematical function where,
            'I love' - is constant and
            'you' - is a variable!

            D smallest word is I,
            the sweetest word is LOVE
            and the dearest person
            in the world is U.
            tats y I Love You...........

            Happy Valentines Day
            I love u d way u talk
            I love u d way u laugh
            I love u d way u care
            I love u d way u react
            I love u d way u think
            I love u The waY u are
            u are my Valentine.........

            wan”t to kiss ur lips
            I wan”t to play with ur teeth
            I want to teaste ur tounge
            Hey ! don”t get angry fren
            I m toothpaste………
            Happy valentine dear

            Happy Valentines Day 2017 Messages For Him


            Adam and Eve started love;
            Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
            Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
            Laila and Majnu died for it;
            So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
            Happy Valentine's day 2017 

            If we date and you become my Valentine:
            You can have my phone password;
            Read my Messages and emails and answer my phone;
            Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
            You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
            Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!

            I wish you were my Valentine
            Though I may not be yours,
            And I may, in my ignorance,
            Be speaking to closed doors.
            I have no inkling of your heart,
            No hint what you might say;
            But when I think of you the sun
            Will just not go away.

            Valentine's day is only a few days away.
            So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
            Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
            Happy Valentine's day! 

            Valentine's Day special gift IDEA:
            1. Ask your wife what she wants.
            2. Buy online.
            3. Enter Your In-laws address.
            4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
            Happy Valentine's day!...........

            Please be my
            V: Valentine
            A: At all times and be my
            L: Love that's
            E: Everlasting and
            N: Never-ending. And we remain
            T: Together forever
            I: In good times and bad
            N: Now please be mine till
            E: Eternity!
            Happy Valentine's day!

            Good Relations are just like “Water”
            No Color , No Shape,
            No Smell, NO Taste.
            But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.

            Happy Valentines Day 2017 Messages For Him


            If 10 people care 4 u,
            one of them is me,
            if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
            if no 1 cares 4 u that means
            i m not in this world.

            You’re So Far Way
            Yet You Are Here
            I CanT See Your Face
            But I Can Feel You Near

            I CanT Touch You
            But I Hold You Close
            No Matter Where You Are
            YouRe In My Heart
            Wherever I Go

            Hopefully The Miles Between Us
            Will Disappear Soon
            Because All I Want
            Is To Be With You

            Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
            Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
            Love like dream come true..
            Happy Valentines Day.

            To have a lovely life;
            Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
            Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover…

            A candle may melt
            and it’s fire may die,
            but the love you have
            given me will always
            stay as a flame in my heart.

            I love my eyes when U look into them,
            I love my name when U say it,
            I love my heart when U love it,
            I love my life when U are in it.

            My love for you is like water,
            Falling countless
            The beating of my heart,
            For you is so heavy and soundless,
            The feeling of being in your arm is so
            Precious and endless.

            I’m with you reading this ,
            Looking at your eyes and your lips,
            Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
            Making love to you in every kiss.

            Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
            Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
            Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
            Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

            Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
            ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
            tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
            pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

            Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
            sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
            kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
            kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.......

            Khushbu teri payaar ki muje mehka jati hai.
            Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
            Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
            har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…

            Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
            Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
            Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
            Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

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            Monday, 23 January 2017

            Top # 25+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 Wishes For Her

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              Happy Valentines Day 2017 Wishes For Her


              You are the dream in my sleep;
              You are the vision in my eye;
              You are the smile on my lips;
              You are the beat of my heart;
              You are the Angel in my prayer;
              And you are light of my life!
              A very happy Valentine's Day!

              I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go;
              I love you more than anyone, I just had to let you know.
              And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say;
              But I'll never stop loving you, today, tomorrow and every day.
              Happy Valentine's Day!

              Valentine's Day Special:
              'I love you' is a mathematical function where,
              'I love' - is constant and
              'you' - is a variable!

              D smallest word is I,
              the sweetest word is LOVE
              and the dearest person
              in the world is U.
              tats y I Love You...........

              Happy Valentines Day
              I love u d way u talk
              I love u d way u laugh
              I love u d way u care
              I love u d way u react
              I love u d way u think
              I love u The waY u are
              u are my Valentine.........

              wan”t to kiss ur lips
              I wan”t to play with ur teeth
              I want to teaste ur tounge
              Hey ! don”t get angry fren
              I m toothpaste………
              Happy valentine dear

              Happy Valentines Day 2017 Wishes For Her


              Adam and Eve started love;
              Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
              Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
              Laila and Majnu died for it;
              So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
              Happy Valentine's day 2017 

              If we date and you become my Valentine:
              You can have my phone password;
              Read my Wishes and emails and answer my phone;
              Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
              You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
              Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!

              I wish you were my Valentine
              Though I may not be yours,
              And I may, in my ignorance,
              Be speaking to closed doors.
              I have no inkling of your heart,
              No hint what you might say;
              But when I think of you the sun
              Will just not go away.

              Valentine's day is only a few days away.
              So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
              Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
              Happy Valentine's day! 

              Valentine's Day special gift IDEA:
              1. Ask your wife what she wants.
              2. Buy online.
              3. Enter Your In-laws address.
              4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
              Happy Valentine's day!...........

              Please be my
              V: Valentine
              A: At all times and be my
              L: Love that's
              E: Everlasting and
              N: Never-ending. And we remain
              T: Together forever
              I: In good times and bad
              N: Now please be mine till
              E: Eternity!
              Happy Valentine's day!

              Good Relations are just like “Water”
              No Color , No Shape,
              No Smell, NO Taste.
              But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.

              If 10 people care 4 u,
              one of them is me,
              if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
              if no 1 cares 4 u that means
              i m not in this world.

              You’re So Far Way
              Yet You Are Here
              I CanT See Your Face
              But I Can Feel You Near

              Happy Valentines Day 2017 Wishes For Her


              I CanT Touch You
              But I Hold You Close
              No Matter Where You Are
              YouRe In My Heart
              Wherever I Go

              Hopefully The Miles Between Us
              Will Disappear Soon
              Because All I Want
              Is To Be With You

              Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
              Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
              Love like dream come true..
              Happy Valentines Day.

              To have a lovely life;
              Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
              Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover…

              A candle may melt
              and it’s fire may die,
              but the love you have
              given me will always
              stay as a flame in my heart.

              I love my eyes when U look into them,
              I love my name when U say it,
              I love my heart when U love it,
              I love my life when U are in it.

              My love for you is like water,
              Falling countless
              The beating of my heart,
              For you is so heavy and soundless,
              The feeling of being in your arm is so
              Precious and endless.

              I’m with you reading this ,
              Looking at your eyes and your lips,
              Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
              Making love to you in every kiss.

              Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
              Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
              Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
              Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

              Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
              ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
              tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
              pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

              Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
              sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
              kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
              kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.......

              Khushbu teri payaar ki muje mehka jati hai.
              Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
              Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
              har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…

              Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
              Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
              Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
              Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

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                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Status Poems

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Status Poems :- Hey there are you looking for the best Happy Valentine's Day 2017 Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Status Poems ? then you are the right place, we have published the best collection of Happy Valentine's Day Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Status Poems. Just Copy these Happy Valentines Day Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Status Poems and send them to your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Him, Her etc.

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Quotes

                Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Happy Valentine's Day my love.

                When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

                I think about you all the time, it’s like smoking, it’s addicting. I love you.

                Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings

                You have my heart and my trust your in my head, in my dreams, i love you so much its unbelievable. You are mine and will always remain mine.

                Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

                If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say ‘i love you.’! i love  you baby forever and always.

                Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

                Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head. Have a great Valentine’s Day.

                Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown

                Everyone makes mistakes and then you learn from them. If you ever happen to make the same mistake twice, the second time it isn't a mistake.. It’s a c h o i c e.

                Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS

                If 10 people care 4 u,
                one of them is me,
                if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
                if no 1 cares 4 u that means
                i m not in this world. 

                You’re So Far Way
                Yet You Are Here
                I CanT See Your Face
                But I Can Feel You Near

                I CanT Touch You
                But I Hold You Close
                No Matter Where You Are
                YouRe In My Heart
                Wherever I Go

                Hopefully The Miles Between Us
                Will Disappear Soon
                Because All I Want
                Is To Be With You

                Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
                Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
                Love like dream come true..
                Happy Valentines Day.

                To have a lovely life;
                Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
                Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares More than a Lover…

                A candle may melt
                and it’s fire may die,
                but the love you have
                given me will always
                stay as a flame in my heart.

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Wishes

                I love my eyes when U look into them,
                I love my name when U say it,
                I love my heart when U love it,
                I love my life when U are in it.

                My love for you is like water,
                Falling countless
                The beating of my heart,
                For you is so heavy and soundless,
                The feeling of being in your arm is so
                Precious and endless.

                I’m with you reading this ,
                Looking at your eyes and your lips,
                Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
                Making love to you in every kiss.

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Messages 

                Love protects us. May we always be feel like this, now and forever.

                As busy as we get, we need to be reminded that we are still sweethearts. Valentine’s Day is a good day for me to stop and realize how wonderful you make me feel. Happy Valentine’s Day.

                Do you know which is the most beautiful place in this entire world? Its the warmth of your arms that helps me find solace.

                For many years i experienced dreamless and dull nights. But the moment you came into my life, everything seemed just perfect and you changed the color of my dreamless nights

                “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing.”

                Whatever our souls are made of,
                his and mine are the same.

                When I think about you, I am at my happiest and Valentine’s Day is just a reminder of the steps it took to find this love and as a reminder of what the future beholds.

                You are the *coca* to my *cola*
                You are the *race* to my *car*
                You are the *macaroni* to my *cheese*
                You are the *Wal* to my *Mart*
                but most of all....
                You are the *keys* to my *heart*

                Please, don’t be too friendly to me… Don’t be too sweet… You are just making me fall.

                I never knew how it feels to laugh stupidly at someone before I met you. Love you dear husband.

                Don’t forget our date tonight. Just because you’re my wife, don’t think I’m not still just a little bit nervous

                I miss you so much. Be safe, stay true to yourself. I am here waiting for you.

                To my white knight on Valentine’s Day, I never knew that someone like you even existed but thank you for taking my heart and filling it full of love.

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Status

                1. Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

                2. “This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.”

                3. Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'

                4. “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

                5. “No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

                6. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage

                7. Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.

                8. “If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth like a mystical rose with powers of healing and damnation, If I confess that your body is the only civilization I long to experience… would it mean that we are close to knowing something about

                9. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

                10. “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
                Love like you'll never be hurt,
                Sing like there's nobody listening,
                And live like it's heaven on earth.”

                Happy Valentines Day 2017 Poems

                On Valentine's Day we think of those
                Who make our lives worthwhile,
                Those gracious, friendly people who
                We think of with a smile.

                I am fortunate to know you,
                That's why I want to say,
                To a rare and special person:
                Happy Valentine's Day!

                Valentine treasures are people who
                have often crossed your mind,
                family, friends and others, too,
                who in your life have shined
                the warmth of love or a spark of light
                that makes you remember them;
                no matter how long since you've actually met,
                each one is a luminous gem,
                who gleams and glows in your memory,
                bringing special pleasures,
                and that's why this Valentine comes to you:
                You're one of those sparkling treasures!

                You'll find the love I've often spoken—
                The love my dying lips shall speak.
                Our little ones are making merry
                O'er am'rous ditties rhymed in jest,
                But in these words (though awkward—very)
                The genuine article's expressed.
                You are as fair and sweet and tender,
                Dear brown-eyed little sweetheart mine,
                As when, a callow youth and slender,
                I asked to be your Valentine.
                What though these years of ours be fleeting?
                What though the years of youth be flown?
                I'll mock old Tempus with repeating,
                'I love my love and her alone!'
                And when I fall before his reaping,
                And when my stuttering speech is dumb,
                Think not my love is dead or sleeping,
                But that it waits for you to come.
                So take, dear love, this little token,
                And if there speaks in any line
                The sentiment I'd fain have spoken,
                Say, will you kiss your Valentine?

                I loved you first: but afterwards your love
                Outsoaring mine, sang such a loftier song
                As drowned the friendly cooings of my dove.
                Which owes the other most? my love was long,
                And yours one moment seemed to wax more strong;
                I loved and guessed at you, you construed me
                And loved me for what might or might not be –
                Nay, weights and measures do us both a wrong.

                For verily love knows not ‘mine’ or ‘thine;’
                With separate ‘I’ and ‘thou’ free love has done,
                For one is both and both are one in love:
                Rich love knows nought of ‘thine that is not mine;’
                Both have the strength and both the length thereof,
                Both of us, of the love which makes us one.
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